@Cpin42: Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to kill me?
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@JONOCOYOTE: •a lion stalks a fawn• •a man steps out from behind tree• I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?
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