@Cpin42: Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to kill me?
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@jaggedape: Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time.
@prontopup: What the hell is this REstraining Order?!? I never even got a Straining Order? I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.
@FeralCrone: 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.