@Cpin42: Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to kill me?
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@tastefactory: Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? *smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds*
@TheMichaelRock: If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you'll be dead soon.
@noog: Everyone’s all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman’s fighting Superman in 2016.