@Cpin42: Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to kill me?
@iNusku: I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well.
@silent_musings: Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
@KalvinMacleod: Fog is like lingerie for the sky.
@Jenny4ashley: Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway.
@skyington: Mosquito's are like dirty used needles, that can fly.