@asimplesean: Actually, until you cut into it it's chocolate *magma* cake. If you could just bring me a menu with the proper nomenclature that'd be great.
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@WilliamAder: "Damn you, Autocorrect!!!!" - Mark Zuckerberg, who had intended to announce that he was giving away 99% of his socks
@GoldenSpirals: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you.
@24HourBitching: Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader