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@Reverend_Scott: Wife: "If I died, would you remarry?"
Wife: "And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??"
Me: "No silly! She's left handed."
@CYComedy: An upscale Asian restaurant called "Suit and Thai."
@pleatedjeans: [first date]
girl: I bet you're really cute under those glasses
[removes frames/is instantly obliterated by Cyclops' optic blast]
@JohnLyonTweets: Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I'd had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy.
@meaganbb1: I like when I wear my glasses because then I have four-eyes I can roll at your ridiculousness!