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@AyeGimp: Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud "target is in site!", see who panics.
@WordsOfaHooker: "So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?"
"We enjoy eating out and trying new food."
"So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"
@bridger_w: "Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?" -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead
@on_the_fritz_17: If you're going to suffocate someone with a pillow, have the goddamn decency to use the cool side.
@MaraWritesStuff: Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge.
I AM POWER.
I AM RESILIENCE.
I AM A BRA STRAP.