@SortaBad: Ad: You like to save money, right?
Me (thinking): dear god, they've read my diary
@brunopieroni: Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes.
@OfficeofSteve: If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart
@Shock_Monster: After seeing some of the names on kids these days, you wonder if their parents were going all in for the Triple Word Score.
@lurve_meh: It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as "how is she still employed."
@ceejoyner: Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent's face there is no known comeback.