@JohnLyonTweets: Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
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@TheScamJoanne: *two minor inconveniences happen at the same time* me: *needs to lie down for 3 days*
@jjax44: I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like "New sandwich?"
@eddiesnextwife: My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe.
@TheBoydP: Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife's is around $643.27. Apparently