@JohnLyonTweets: Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
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@RandomBest: "I got this." Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained.
@TheHyyyype: [i'm on the ship's deck, dragging around a board by a rope] PIRATE CAPTAIN: *rubs temples* that's not what i meant by "walk the plank"
@SleazySli: What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures.