@JohnLyonTweets: Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
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@drayzze: 16: "What was the internet like in the old days?" Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*
@AddledPixie: "Unhand me you cad!" I shriek, before turning disappointedly to see that I've only caught my shirt in the silverware drawer.
@WildeThingy: [dog social media] Post: *picture of a cat falling out of a tree* caption - "woof, woof, woof." Dog reading: hahahahahaha. *retwoofs*
@BGH70: I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet.