@bloodhaiI: [adam sandler voice] oh yesh das right
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@theshamingofjay: A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents
@Cheeseboy22: If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces.
@kellyoxford: "The only way I'd go to a Justin Bieber concert, is if it was a Jay-Z concert" - my 9 yr old daughter
@Nickadoo: I wish my job was more like a video game. In order to be promoted to the next level, all I'd need to do is kill the boss.