@johnbiehl: Added my sticker to the family on the back of your van I am in your family now you have to bring me to costco every time you go.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Girl from my high school posted on Facebook that she got a "constellation prize" at a church carnival yesterday. She skipped school a lot.
@SirEviscerate: ME (a ghost): You know how Bill Nye used to say "don't try this at home"? Well, I did, and he kicked in the door and shot me in the face.
@boring_as_heck: "hey we use animals for literally everything else in our lives. lets use our feet for cars." idiot flintstones. no wonder you're extinct.
@JihadPizza: Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video.