@johnbiehl: Added my sticker to the family on the back of your van I am in your family now you have to bring me to costco every time you go.
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@ArfMeasures: ME: GF: ME: GF: ME: GF: ME: GF: ME: GF: ME: I think the router has reset now GF: Oh thank God
@FunnyJokeBook: Parents: "Why don't you come socialize with the family?" Me: *sits with family* *gets insulted by entire family* *goes back to bedroom*
@Parentpains: If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel.
@NYC_Blonde: You know that episode of Friends where Joey tries to speak French? That's what I hear when watching the State of the Union Address