@MilkshakeAnyone: Addicted to pills? Don't worry. They have a pill for that.
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@Deurb1: While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver... She asked if I had orange juice. We've been dating since.
@missekay: *decides to workout* *lays on ground to do sit-up* *find skittle on ground* *eats it* *takes nap*
@JermHimselfish: Your hands aren't tied down when you're at the dentist, you're allowed to put your hands in his mouth too.
@david8hughes: Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father Luke: really? Darth Vader: yeah. Why? Luke: you have the voice of a heavyset black guy is all