@MilkshakeAnyone: Addicted to pills? Don't worry. They have a pill for that.
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@abrianmc: I covered my gf with dough and raisins and put her in the oven to annoy her. Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
@crylenol: what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?
@gigglegirlnoel: If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag.
@JasonLastname: Sitting here at Starbucks, everyone looking at their phones and only one person's noticed mine's a calculator.