@poizngrl: ADHD in the streets
Naughty fr...so hey, does anyone want to play Sonic the Hedgehog?
@PimpBillClinton: To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on.
@i_noted: How do u make a Pirate angry?
Take the P out of him.
@TheMichaelRock: Hey chubby dudes rockin' tight polo shirts. Nope.
@donni: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself
@cat_fvr: *sees people doing the mannequin challenge, brings back ice bucket challenge and dumps it on mannequin people*