@poizngrl: ADHD in the streets
Naughty fr...so hey, does anyone want to play Sonic the Hedgehog?
@_Aynne_: My favorite thing to say when a man offers me a drink is, "Of course I'll have another...I AM drinking for two, after all!"
@ashgrash: Ok, but like, how married are you?
@iwearaonesie: 8: hey dad can you make me a sandwich?
me: poof! you're a sandwich
@causticbob: Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people.
Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery.
@mrtruthandsoul: I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back