@poizngrl: ADHD in the streets
Naughty fr...so hey, does anyone want to play Sonic the Hedgehog?
@iGreenMonk: Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude.
Hide when real work comes!
@SteelFontana: I'm going as "Twitter Elite" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me.
@deadbearrising: The ducks get even
@AlisonAgosti: The word "Caesar" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other.
@sammyj_04: What's it called when it's 9:20am and you can't wait for dinner?
Oh, it's called fat. Nevermind.