@poizngrl: ADHD in the streets
Naughty fr...so hey, does anyone want to play Sonic the Hedgehog?
@Reverend_Scott: He arrives mysteriously. Helps others, performs miracles, is betrayed, dies, is resurrected, and ascends into the heavens.
- E.T. (1982) PG
@alesiavsworld: Creep yelling from window: "HEY SEXY WHERE YO MAN?"
Me yelling back: "HE DEAD"
Him: "WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?"
Me: "HE YELLED AT ME"
her: did you dream about me?
me: that depends…are you a member of the Backstreet Boys?
her: umm no
me: then no
@neerjagurnani: Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I'm affordable" instead of "I'm adorable". Stop embarrassing me.
@Ennui_Raver: If you're such a powerful warlock, why do you have diabetes.