@poizngrl: ADHD in the streets
Naughty fr...so hey, does anyone want to play Sonic the Hedgehog?
@TheMichaelRock: Some guy robbed a local gas station and stole $700 worth of cigarettes. I wonder what he'll do with both packs.
@murrman5: "so, have you ever done a job interview over the phone before?"
[over vigorous peeing] no, this will be a first
@13spencer: If you really want people to notice you, be a typo.
@KentWGraham: My children are the reason hurricanes are named after humans.
@SortaBad: Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive-
Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown