@Blue_Crab: ADHD is ADD in high definition.
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@velvettusk: If you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man or Andrew Garfield's, I'd probably shit my pants.
@TheBeerGuy73: A reality show, where you spy on your suspected cheating significant other, called Baewatch.
@david8hughes: [bday party] Mum: happy birthday son Me: wow that's a huge cake! Mum: its full of bees Me: what Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese