@PeachCoffin: *admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this
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@Duke1173: *moonwalks into office* *draws dual finger guns* *fires off seven shots at Annie from HR* *holsters guns* *gets chosen for random drug test*
@WilliamAder: What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?
@007Rex_Inc: Niece: I like math M: 5 X 1? N: 5 M: *takes out phone* right N:You're using your phone? M: I got a text N: I didnt hear a sound *runs away*
@beefman138: I meant to type : You're dear to me. I actually typed : You're dead to me. Losing friends is easy.