@PeachCoffin: *admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this
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@KenJennings: The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
@noog: People act like weed is the worst thing for short-term memory. Go drink 15 beers and see if you can remember your name or how legs work.