@PeachCoffin: *admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this
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@NervousJr: "Ugh, you're so obsessed with me." Boss: "I just asked why you're twenty minutes late?"
@elynnbarlow: Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound.
@slimmy_shady: My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. He hit the poor man delivering it too.