@Elizasoul80: Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half.
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@PinkCamoTO: It's like grandma always said... Make sure you put everything in the medicine cabinet back where you found it or you won't be invited back.
@peaceintruth1: I'm at my quickest when I try to follow someone out of the bathroom so I don't have to touch the handle.