@Elizasoul80: Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half.
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@Sassafrantz: Becky on FB is "too blessed to be stressed" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend.
@blaha_Who: You don't know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you.
@smarick: IF I HAD A NICKLE EVERY TIME A GOP OFFICIAL CALLED TRUMP'S BEHAVIOR "UNACCEPTABLE" BUT ACCEPTED HIM AS NOMINEE I COULD START A FAKE COLLEGE