@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.
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@DumbConfessions: *jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*
@The_Mentalyst: I never understand women. One minute they love guys who play the guitar, one minute they are chasing me out of the women's restroom.
@wendyraepearce: I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He's going to pay for that later.