@leshnevsky: Adroit python swallowed male and female rabbits and doesn't need a food anymore.
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@Ideal_Victoria: On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes
@ohthatbadger: X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He's on paws. X: … Me: 😁 On… paws. X: I hate you so much.
@ohpeetie: My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments.
@jaxxygrant: Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card.