@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.
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@Cheeseboy22: Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, "YES!"
@hypervoid: wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years
@Home_Halfway: Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
@jlock17: Oohh, you play bass, as in the guitar. I thought you played bass, like the fish. I would've paid to see that.