@ddsmidt: Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.
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@peteec: BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future.
@bafeldman: *jk rowling wakes up* what’s today’s tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid… is… pansexual and… he later joined isis
@uccjeb: Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep.