@INDlAN_: Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane.
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@leshnevsky: - How can you always be such a happy person? - I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.
@nursemella: *pops the hood* "Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt" .. Umm r u sure you work here? *lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*
@KatieKatCubs: My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this.