@Ditchful: adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane
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@superdadatron: My wife is in a bad mood. I think her boyfriend forgot their anniversary. Way to go, dude. Now we all suffer...
@LostCatDog: I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances.
@kwirkyKerri: I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake.