Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.

@ventivodkacran: When someone yells "STOP!" I never know if it's Hammertime or if I should collaborate and listen.

@Marlebean: Hubby: If you could sleep with one of my frien... Me: Frank H: nd's bedroom style decor M: ... H: ... M: ... H: So you like shabby chic?

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@CherylCheryl94: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow.

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@Gre_Gone: *clicks on hotel tv's Adult Zone* "Oh hell yeah." *it's just a bunch of people paying bills and doing yard work* "...Oh hell yeah."

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@TheCatWhisprer: My iPhone won't even recognize my fingerprint unless it's got crumbs on it.

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