@Smethanie: Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.
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@faungirl123: I'll sleep when I'm dead. And eat, watch tv, hang out in people's attics, death can't keep me from doin shit
@chapel3929: *deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*
@AGreaterMonster: This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh.
@AndyAsAdjective: *snaps rechargeable battery into bottom of cordless drill like cocking ammo into the butt of a gun* ME: let's hang some floral art décor!