@HallpassCanada: Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape.
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@Bob_Janke: *on walkie-talkies Them: you don't have to make that noise with your mouth it happens automatically Me: Oh. Roger that. Over. kkkssssh.
@Macar00ny: The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it.
@1followernodad: the most impressive scene in any spy movie is in Casino Royale when james bond is in a hotel shower and knows immediately how to use it.