@KeetPotato: advice: describing someone's cupcakes as being "better than sex" is only a compliment if you aren't sleeping with them
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@wilnettleton: "Last Christmas" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?
@CerebralWreck: Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.
@JH_Moncrieff: "I don't understand...we're a grocery store. Do we really need an editor on staff?" Yes. Yes, you do.