@KristinHalbrook: Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses.
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@kristygee: I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question.
@Marlebean: I just plugged the charger into my phone, in the correct hole, on the first try. So it IS possible, guys. IT. IS. POSSIBLE.
@SortaBad: A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house
@thatUPSdude: Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work.