@KristinHalbrook: Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses.
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@daemonic3: "Ok, what shall we call these skewers of food?" STEVE: How about a Kasteve? BOB: I have a better idea
@ryangriffiths: I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me "just be yourself".
@IamSoffWilliams: We all have that special someone in our lives that we wish would get run over by a truck.