@ProBirdRights: Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend.
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@NoogsCorner: When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan.
@ShawnIzadi: Why use words you don't understand in your tweets? It just makes you look photosynthesis.
@themiltron: scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien