@PartyBitchKayla: advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he’s not joe biden
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@3sunzzz: If you see a road sign that says 'Survey Crew Ahead', they do not want you to stop and answer questions. I know that now.
@Kali_Mura: I'm beginning to suspect that my boyfriend is not really a ninja & that he moved out nine month ago.
@DomBorrett: I wish I'd worked to learn another language. Only so I'd be more believable when I use language barriers as an excuse to not talk to people