@PartyBitchKayla: advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he’s not joe biden
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@ehchinoo: *looking under hood of car* "Well there's your problem" *removes cardboard box with engine drawn on it*
@nice_mustard: when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title "you are toilet man fight turtle monster"
@JoParkerBear: They said if gay marriage became legal, people would start marrying dogs and cats, but I guess that was just another bs political promise.