@PartyBitchKayla: advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he’s not joe biden
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@bourgeoisalien: I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display
@RefractReality: In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word "average" is between easy and hard.
@VirgoSherry: A co-worker just used the word "elderly" to describe someone my age and that's why I had to kill her.