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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Afraid to fly? It's perfectly safe except that air traffic controllers are all gov't employees forced to work the holidays.
Merry Xmas.

Afraid to fly? It’s perfectly safe except that air traffic controllers are all gov’t employees forced to work the holidays. 
Merry Xmas.

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