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@AmericanGent69: {after 1st date}
Her: *texts* I left my keys in your car. Locked out. It’s freezing.

Me: *waits 3 days to reply so I don’t look desperate

{after 1st date}
Her: *texts* I left my keys in your car. Locked out. It’s freezing. 

Me: *waits 3 days to reply so I don’t look desperate

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