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@archerenemy: After 2 divorces, I gave up on that 'dream girl' shit long ago.

At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I'll talk to her...

After 2 divorces, I gave up on that ‘dream girl’ shit long ago.

At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I’ll talk to her…

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