@KentWGraham: After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. Usually at family gatherings where she threatens me if I don’t look happy.
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@LetsQuoteComedy: In 1000 years, archaeologists will find tanning beds and think we fried people as punishments.
@DebHawk12: On a first date when we are sharing a dessert, I like to feed him. Using the airplane technique and noises. Update: I'm Still single.