@KentWGraham: After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. Usually at family gatherings where she threatens me if I don’t look happy.
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@Adar79Angie: I'm Italian, but I'm not "save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi" Italian.
@lasergirl70: On Valentine's evening I usually stay in and watch a romantic movie. You know, like American Psycho.
@TheAlexP: Maybe raccoons aren't really digging through trash for food, Maybe they're just looking for something to remove their eye shadow.
@MrFornicator: People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric.