@withanewname: After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman.
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@behindyourback: Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich
@salamingia: I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge.
@Jake_Vig: THERAPIST: You're cured. ME: Really?!? THERAPIST: No, of course not. How did that make you feel?
@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.