@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
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@bourgeoisalien: Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway? I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex.
@theshamingofjay: What is everyone writing songs about? John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
@AKATriple: To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?