@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
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@Dawn_M_: Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You.
@TheBoydP: No generation will ever be joked about as much as millennials. Gen Z: Hold my tide pod...
@Tmoney68: BREAKING: California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. People who love picking up dog shit with their bare hands rejoice.
@gobmentcheese: You don't know what real fear is, until you've been cornered by a Mariachi band playing a rendition of Hotel California.