@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
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@Parentpains: Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head.
@laurenmacdonald: Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else.
@murrman5: [in a meeting] ok a Dracula movie except he's new in town and biting is illegal but he befriends the pastors daught- "that's just Footloose"