@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
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@tastefactory: COP: Damn I left my regular handcuffs at home, all I have is these candy handcuffs. I trust that u won't eat ur way out of these CROOK: Sure
@RocketRankoon: Nothing says rock bottom quite like having your head in the oven for 45 minutes before you realize you forgot to pay the gas bill
@TheRobCee: In hell, your mouth is always freshly brushed & minty, and all they have to drink is orange juice.