@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
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@Carbosly: There is no life on earth without water.nBecause without water, there is no coffee.nAnd without coffee, I'll kill you all.
@SondraDeeMe: "Dreadfully mediocre." "Astonishing lack of imagination." "Your child peaked at age 5." - why my friends no longer invite me to school plays
@riverpig12: Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere.
@SoulYodeler: Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?