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@cheeky__gal: After decorating the house, I spilled cheap vodka on some glitter and dirt I was sweeping up.

Now, my house looks like Ke$ha.

After decorating the house, I spilled cheap vodka on some glitter and dirt I was sweeping up. 

Now, my house looks like Ke$ha.

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