@NoogsCorner: After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human.
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@Marlebean: Have you ever considered shaving that beard and gluing it to your bald spot? ... Oh! You meant a question about the job position!
@iAmDelFreaky: Axl Rose: Where do we go? Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now? Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now? Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
@OneFunnyMummy: On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse.