@NoogsCorner: After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human.
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@redhotirish75: My neighbors headboard kept me up last night so I yelled," the guy last night made her scream louder." Then it got quiet..
@Jake_Vig: Netflix and scroll through the selections until it’s too late to start watching anything.
@GrantTanaka: I've been in Hawaii for a week & have learned that 99% of life's problems can be solved by throwing a coconut at it