@shawnhitch22: After handing a girl my mixtape I asked her if she was ready for TOTAL AURAL SATISFACTION not realizing what it had sounded like.
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@TheEighthKnight: Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead