@realHamOnWry: After I die I want the words, 'Wow, this place is twice as big as my old apartment' engraved on my urn.
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@slimmy_shady: I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other.
@HeyZeus666: The key ingredients for a successful diet : Duct tape Rope Rat poison Shovel Bag of lime Alibi What?...wait. Wrong list.
@Darlainky: Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers.