@SaraESpivey: After I orgasm, I yell "Aaaaand scene." Then I push him off me, throw him his clothes while holding the door open& say "Ummm. We'll call u."
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@sarcasticmommy4: My son asked for help with his math homework as we pulled into the school parking lot. Then I laughed & laughed & told him to get out.
@TheCatWhisprer: Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room.
@jonnysun: if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like "yo why did u kill that kid"
@PetrickSara: "You saw nothing." -me, to the neighbor kids about the toy I just shoved in the trash