@SaraESpivey: After I orgasm, I yell "Aaaaand scene." Then I push him off me, throw him his clothes while holding the door open& say "Ummm. We'll call u."
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@ConanOBrien: Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window.
@Bob_Janke: Wear a sombrero to the next wedding you're invited too. Long after they're divorced they'll talk about the guy in the sombrero.