@Brianhopecomedy: After I saw that my wife "Checked In" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen.
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@johngaysee: If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong.
@missekay: Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times.
@cmfh111: my daughter said her hand hurts when she moves it, her brother said "stop moving it then." my work here is done.