@marknorm: After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji.
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@shawnspree: Me: (Insert inspirational quote here) Wife: Wow. That's deep, who said that? Me: I did. Didn't you hear me speak just now?
@jordan_stratton: You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn't notice... until they needed to wink at somebody.
@Phoebetate: So I'm still newish around here... What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?
@LurkAtHomeMom: [10 PM] If I go to bed now, I'll get a full 8 hours of sleep [3AM] Siri what is a grape nut