@marknorm: After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji.
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@foxnerdrn: Why is it that when your dog brings you things he's killed it's cute, but when I do it we have to get the police involved?
@hipchkk: I encourage my kids to explore art. I insist they know Picasso's Blue Period had nothing to do with the menstrual cycle of a Smurf.
@VodkaThursday: Just sang & made up multiple lyrics w/ actions to "If you're happy & u know it" for thirty minutes... In case u need help writing that novel
@Jandalize: I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker.