@marknorm: After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji.
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@longwall26: Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.
@Free_the_DJ: When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a ghost from Mario. Uncontrollably attracted when they turn away, but frozen when they look at me.
@Dog_Marriage: Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now.
@johnbiehl: Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting.