@marknorm: After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji.
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@awordforaword: *men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*
@david8hughes: [at the vets] He's really bad. He can't fly. "He's a cat though." [very sarcastically] oh I'm sorry is this the vets or the excuses clinic?
@AristotlesNZ: First rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about Thesaurus Club.
@gianni_bcn: Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul