@jasonlight73: After my date orders, I always tell the waiter "Nothing for me..I'll be eating later" Then wink at my date & raise my eyebrows suggestively!
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Shingaboop: Boss: Are you high? Me: You and I both know that I don't make enough money to have a drug habit.
@KimmyMonte: I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?