@meganamram: After my ex and I broke up, I was in a really bad place (Florida)
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@iRowlf: Nice hourglass figure, girl. Wanna come back to my place and stand on your head so my friends and I can keep time while we play Pictionary?
@Lovestained555: If you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?
@curlymalloy: An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!