@theNuzzy: After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.
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@FriskyOnWhiskey: If anyone's seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it's definitely the liquor store.
@sfreeze6: [HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't "contract" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it
@doctorveritas: "It's possible to touch birds!" I say suddenly. My coworkers stare at me. I wander outside to touch some birds.
@TheMichaelRock: Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read.