@theNuzzy: After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.
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@justabloodygame: "I didn't choose the thug life." I explain, entering an institution of higher learning.
@T_N_Crumpets: Waiter: black pepper? Me: sure Waiter: say when Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure
@LackOfShame: Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one.
@Landon8426: American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took "the floor is lava" game way to seriously as kids.