@theNuzzy: After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.
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@Sarcasmo718: I'll buy the magic mushrooms, fireballs and flying raccoons but a Princess dating an Italian plumber?
@Bonkaz: Flies & moths are so dumb. You can fly anywhere in the world for free with no passport and you decide to fly into my room. You will die.
@khook32: One of these days you'll see the real me. Probably next week. I'm almost out of concealer.