@Parentpains: After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success.
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@2thestreetz: *lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*
@spikeWilton67: Me: I want to kiss you everywhere! Her: You mean New York, Paris & London? Me: Um, ya that's what I meant.
@SirEviscerate: You guys, I just submitted a tweet to Twitter, and they accepted it and put it on their website!