@TheNameIsBillyB: After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology.
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@RobElliottComic: That show Scrubs is bullshit. Not one person in this hospital joined in my song and dance number.
@jonnysun: joel is coming over "eerily quiet joel or joel who alwayes forgets about social events?" [4 hours of silence] i.... i dont kno
@ThisOneSayz: Me: It's unrealistic that the Angels blindly trusted Charlie's voice coming through a speaker, amirite? Siri: I'm not sure I understand
@Donna_McCoy: The nice bed in my guest room says "Get comfortable." But the shower stall with no tub in the bath say "Not too comfortable."