@sagarcasm: After Samsung phones, now Samsung washing machines are exploding. Samsung is now the third biggest nuclear power after US and Russia.
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@0point5twins: "Do you want to play doctors and nurses?" *flirty giggle* "ok..." "I'm a specialist. The earliest I can see you is May next year"
@Chumpstring: [grocery store] MOM: omg where's my kid??! KIDNAPPER: [retired] cereal aisle MOM: oh thank heavens
@juliussharpe: The ending of "Romeo and Juliet" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married.
@david8hughes: [to hot girl at bus stop as bus approaches] "I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to."