@THEPokerWife: After seeing your latest selfie ... And knowing what you look like in real life.... I'd like to hire you for your photoshopping abilities.
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@gerryhatric: My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I winked at her. She bought me eye drops.
@GibJimson: [at pet store] Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over.
@EamonToPlease: [baby is bouncing in swing seat] I I wish I had one of those. HER DAD They bring great joy. I (to self) Oh, he thinks I mean a baby.
@NapoleonNappy1: Ok, I am now following you. Where are we going? I vote for Arby's. I love the horsey sauce. I shall bring my own horse.