@TheMichaelRock: After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: There should be LEGO movies of everything. LEGO Die Hard. LEGO John Wick. Hell I'd even watch LEGO 50 Shades of Grey.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed.
@DumbConfessions: Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid.