@TwinSurvivalist: After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them.
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@MarfSalvador: son: [kicking pile of leaves] yaaaaaay! me: [also kicking pile of leaves] yaaaaaay! wife: my salad!
@Death_Buddy: ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? "Haha a man obviously" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*