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@garthinkingcap: [after solid first date]
Ok play it cool, don't wanna seem too eager..

*texts her 47 years later*
"Had a great time the other night :)"

[after solid first date]
Ok play it cool, don’t wanna seem too eager..

*texts her 47 years later*
“Had a great time the other night :)”

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