@noog: After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
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@Brampersandon_: *tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words? -I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch
@SuMacDan: Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first.
@iamburtjarvis: me: so your first name is "shaw-un" then why is your last name "be-een"? sean bean: you want my autograph or not? me: I do, shawn bawn.