@noog: After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
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@junejuly12: *eats Big Mac meal* *has two ice cream cones for dessert* *drives by gym* *wonders why new diet and fitness plan isn't working*
@KevinBuffalo: I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese's pieces
@david8hughes: [lost in Spain] Wife: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Spanish with a local]: gracias Wife: well? Me: we are in Spain
@BriarSlyMalice: SHE has the mouth of a sailor... ...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker.