@BatBatshitcrazy: After the "incident" at the family cabin, my Indian name is Bounces Off Deck.
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@RockabillyJay: If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer.
@MomOfTeen: Not now kids. Mom is racing her rubber duckies in the bathtub and this time I really think Javier is going to win.
@KyleMcDowell86: Step1) Buy 100 cans of tuna Step2) Drain the cans into a bucket Step3) Soak ur cloths in the tuna water Step4) Go outside & get all the cats
@BeardSpice: [God creating spiders] What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?