@BatBatshitcrazy: After the "incident" at the family cabin, my Indian name is Bounces Off Deck.
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@T_Bonezzz_: Approx 4,500yrs ago men would wake up everyday to build the great pyramid. I got up this morning with anxiety about unloading the dishwasher
@Seanzkelly: Engineers: "okay, so we agree the space between the seat and the console will allow people to see what they dropped but never retrieve it"
@WilliamAder: Was standing in my front yard this evening and some neighborhood kids tried to deflate me.
@julie2288: The hardest part of raising kids is learning to let them go... Especially when they're 19 and STILL can't remember to flush a toilet.