@ImaFlyontheWall: After they got married she even put his truck nuts in a jar.
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@ShutUpThatsWho: [walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? [another bottle with message washes against my feet]
@TheRobCee: Michael Cera, in a public restroom, pinned to the opposite wall by the force of the hand-dryer.
@MrSandeepP: I dont't want to die a virgin because that means I'll have to have sex with terrorists.